Aaron Mondok Speaks His Mind....
sup peeps,Out of much thought and consideration, I felt an extreme urge to inform everyone about the Christmas party coming up.
Sunday December 11th is when this magical day, which we will indulge ourselves in the marvelous world of artificial snow, will take place. Not only that, but we will also be having a gift exchange.
If the above information doesn't intrigue you deeply, well you either have serious issues or you need some inspiration.
let me tell you about last year. No nevermind. The fun was beyond your wildest imaginations. So I think I'll only tell you what is possible for our human minds to comprehend.
Okay here it goes.
it was a somewhat cold day for Florida. The smell of Christmas pine left a fine tickle in my nose. I was overwhelmed with Christmas cheer do to the amazing gift I had received from the exciting gift exchange. As all these preliminary fancies were running through my senses, the next thing I knew there was an ice cold ball of sharp icy pain piercing my back flesh. Yes my friends, this sharp pain was a icy bladey ice ball. Not snow ball. Ice ball. When one tries to make fake snow in Florida, the shredded ice melts slightly and then when the ice particles come in contact with the other is particles they re-freeze into blade like layers of ice, therefore when the ice is rolled into "snow balls" they are more like cold blade balls. Well, imagine a blade ball being chucked at you as hard as an average highschool guy can through. It probably wouldn't have hurt so bad if I hadn't had my shirt off. But that's what me and the rest of my fellow revolutionists did during this nipple numbing snowball fight.
In conclusion if you like extreme crazy madness, snow, and the possible chance of catching a glimpse of me with my shirt off, then come to the December 11th crazy Christmas party.
I heard it was going to be better this year.








